このぐらいの英語なら分かるだろ。
ただし、country と cunt を掛けてることに注意。

Ham: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
[Lying down at Ophelia's feet.]

Oph: No, my lord.

Ham: I mean, my head upon your lap?

Oph: Ay, my lord.

Ham: Do you think I meant country matters?

Oph: I think nothing, my lord.

Ham: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.

Oph: What is, my lord?

Ham: Nothing.

Oph: You are merry, my lord.