DJ MiCL @DJMiCL 2018/04/26 21:55:24
[母との電話]

母：オーストラリアはどう？
僕：ビーチで野犬がサメをペロリとやってて、蛇が二匹くんずほぐれつやってるよ
母：最近の下ネタは変な言葉使うのね（笑）
僕：*写メを送信
母：はいっ?!?!
https://twitter.com/DJMiCL/status/990224336232435714


The Cool Hand Luke @MaverickBistro 2018/04/25 21:07:53
[on phone to mum]

Mum: how's Australia?
Me: there's a dingo eating a shark and two snakes are rooting on the beach
Mum: *laughs and scolds me for speaking in an uncouth manner
Me: *sends SMS
Mum: WTF?!?!
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DboJuN8V4AAERAV.jpg
https://twitter.com/MaverickBistro/status/989113768364818433