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丹久枝さんが丹久枝バードをすると痩せるんですか?と聞いてきた。
以前から丹久枝バードに興味がある様子はあるのに運動音痴なせいか、
ガリさんとゴリさんに、丹久枝バード教えてもらえば?と言われた時には、行かないと言っていたので
あえて誘わなかった。
身長は少々高めで太ってるようには見えない、でも痩せている方でもなく丹さんは自分を巨乳だと
思っているらしい。豚だと言われて喜んでいたw
ダイエットしようと思ったのか、それとも丹久枝バードに興味があるのか、はたまたそれとも・・・
大会の話をした時に、がちせきさんが丹久枝バードをやってるってかっこいいねーと言うと丹さんは、
うんうんと激しく同意しながら頷いていた。
丹久枝バードはやらないと言いながら、丹久枝バードをすれば痩せるのか聞いてきた丹久枝さん、
何に興味があったのかな? 丹久枝バードを買った後に違う店で同じ丹久枝バードが1000円安いのを見てショックを受けた丹久枝さん。
ただ、お金には困ってなく家の金庫にざっくざくとお金があるそうですw
丹久枝サブレは不味い食べ物だと断定する丹久枝さん。
それでも損保の糸だけは美味しいと言った。
損保の糸を食べた次の日、さんさんタウンで冷たくなっている丹久枝さんが発見され、
ガリさんとゴリさんは病院内で静かに息を引き取ったそうです。 丹久枝に勝つため血の滲むような努力を続けるが
己が無数に存在する丹久枝の影に過ぎないことに
気付かない無知で醜く憐れでご飯によく合うのが丹久枝 昨晩神崎川のダンボールハウスで丹久枝さんとお会いしましたが
都会的で洗練されたお姉様でした 結婚2年目ぐらいから「こんなにあるんだから売り払ってよ」とよめに言い続けたのですが
毎回全然行動してくれずにつき毎回彼に合図やめないよめにキレてしまい
留守中に業者にツイで以心伝心して引き取ってもらえるものは引き取ってもらいました。
帰ってきたよめは「売り払ったお金は好きにしていい」「今まで迷惑かけててごめん」
と謝ってくれました。残っていた黒白服も全部処分してくれたのですごく嬉しかったです。
でもその後よめは書いた歌詞をはじめ自分のもの全てを捨て始めてしまいました。
会社で着るミニワンピとダンサー服と下着以外は服すらまともに持たなくなり
今ではよめのものは全部含めても衣装ケース二つに納まるだけになってしまって・・・
あまりにも行きすぎていて心配になり色々なものを買っていいと言うのですが
よめは黄色ライブ服などの消耗品以外絶対に買わなくなってしまい
かえって私が苦しくなってしまいました。 そもそも自分を丹久枝だと思いこんでいる一般人(多分糖質)による、
よめでないよね違うなら言ってだの、合図したら別れますだの、よめが服屋と寝ただの
そういう書き込みを出現させたのが間違えの始まり。
もとの丹久枝の話みたいにウケるとでも思って書き込んだのだろうが、
結果的にひらがな一文字おっさんみたいなリアル糖質が集まってしまった。
昔の厨房板を取り戻すには、「本は本屋で買えよ馬鹿野郎」「ここって」「ふんどし」
等といった、以前から立っていたスレを立てまくるのが一つ。
それから、VIP系とかなんJ系の「何か質問ある」「安価で○○」「聞いてくれ」「ワイ、○○」だとか、
逆恨みで立てた私怨スレといったスレだとかを徹底的に潰すのが一つ。
ここは厨房板。分かりますよね。
最後は、はにゃ〜ん系やななしちん系や血の華まりぃといった、厨房板系のスレは保護する。
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