@murafaP6639 8月16日 その他 そうですね!楽しませる側も楽しむ側も人間なので、おおらかにコンテンツと付き合っていきたいですねぇ 0738この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:29:17.41ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDER PRICE: Hello! My name is Elder Price And I would like to share with you The most amazing book.
ELDER GRANT: Hello! My name is Elder Grant. It's a book about America A long, long time ago.
ELDER PRICE: It has So many awesome parts You simply won't believe How much this book can change your life.
ELDER GREEN: Hello! My name is Elder Green I would like to share with you This book of Jesus Christ.
ELDER YOUNG: Hello! My name is Elder Young
ELDER HARRIS: Hello!
ELDER YOUNG: Did you know that Jesus Lived here in the U.S.A.? 0739この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:29:33.22ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDER GRANT: You can Read all about it now!
ELDER WHITE: Hello!
ELDER YOUNG: In this nifty book, it's free! No, you don't have to pay!
ELDER YOUNG: Hello!
ELDER SMITH: Hello! My name is Elder Smith! And can I leave this book with you For you to just peruse?
ELDER BROWN: Hello!
ELDER GREEN: Hello!
ELDER HARRIS: Hello!
ELDER SMITH: I'll just leave it here. It has a lot of information you can really use! 0740この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:29:58.86ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDER PRICE: Hello!
ELDER HARRIS: Hi!
ELDER PRICE: My name is-
ELDER GREEN: Jesus Christ!
ELDER GRANT: You have a lovely home!
ELDER CROSS: Hello!
ELDER YOUNG: It's an amazing book!
ELDER SMITH: Bonjour!
ELDER WHITE: Hello!
ELDER HARRIS: Ni hao!
ELDER WHITE: Me llamo Elder White!
ELDER GRANT: Are these your kids?
ELDER GREEN: This book gives you the secret To eternal life! 0741この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:30:09.44ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDER SMITH: Sound good?
ALL: Eternal life!
ELDER GREEN: With Jesus Christ!
ALL: Is super fun!
ELDER BROWN: Hello!
ELDER HARRIS: Ding dong!
ALL: And if you let us in, We'll show you how it can be done!
ELDER GRANT: No thanks? 0742この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:30:30.78ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDER GREEN: You sure?
ELDER GRANT: Oh, well.
ELDER GREEN: That's fine.
ELDER GRANT: Goodbye!
ELDER GREEN: Have fun in hell.
ELDER GRANT and ELDER CROSS: Hey now!
ALL: You simply won't believe how much This book will change your life, This book will change your life, This book will change your life! This book will change your life, This book will change your life!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: HELLO! Would you like to change religions?! I have a free book written by Jesus!
VOICE: NO, NO, ELDER CUNNINGHAM! That's NOT how we do it! You're making things up again! JUST STICK TO THE APPROVED DIALOGUE. Elders, show him! 0743この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:30:43.71ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDERS: Hello!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Hello...
ELDERS: My name is:
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Elder Cunningham?
ELDERS: And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ!
ELDER PRICE: Hello!
ELDER GRANT: Hello!
ELDER GREEN and ELDER YOUNG: Ding dong!
ELDER WHITE and ELDER BROWN: Heigh ho!
ELDER SMITH: Just take this book!
ELDER HARRIS: It's free!
ELDER BROWN: For you!
ELDER HARRIS: For me!
ELDERS: You see? You simply won\'t believe How much this book will change Your life! 0744この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:30:57.98ID:8nxQZ44Z0 (Hello!)
This book will change your life! This book will change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will change-
-So you won\'t burn in-
ELDER WHITE: Hell...O!
ELDERS: You\'re gonna die someday! But if you read this book you\'ll see That there\'s another way. Spend eternity With friends and family. We can fully guarantee you that This book will change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will change your life!
The book of Mormon!
(Mormon!)
Hello!!! 0745この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:35:19.60ID:yGsFyufX0 My mama once told me of a place With waterfalls and unicorns flying Where there was no suffering, no pain Where there was laughter instead of dying I always thought she’d made it up To comfort me in times of pain But now I know that place is real Now I know its name
Sal Tlay Ka Siti Not just a story mama told But a village in Ooh-Tah Where the roofs are thatched with gold If I could let myself believe I know just where I’d be Right on the next bus to paradise Sal Tlay Ka Siti 0746この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:35:40.52ID:yGsFyufX0 I can imagine what it must be like This perfect, happy place I’ll bet the goat-meat there is plentiful And they have vitamin injections by the case The war-lords there are friendly They help you cross the street And there’s a Red Cross on every corner With all the flour you can eat!
Sal Tlay Ka Siti The most perfect place on Earth Where flies don’t bite your eyeballs And human life has worth It isn’t a place of fairytales Its as real as it can be A land where evil doesn’t exist Sal Tlay Ka Siti 0747この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:36:00.04ID:yGsFyufX0 And I’ll bet the people are open minded And don’t care who you’ve been And all I hope is that when I find it I’m able to fit in Will I fit in?
Sal Tlay Ka Siti A land of hope and joy And if I want to get there I just have to follow that white boy
You were right, mama You didn’t lie The place is real And I’m gonna fly!
I’m on way Soon life won’t be so shitty Now salvation has a name Sal Tlay Ka Siti 0748この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:36:32.81ID:yGsFyufX0 MAFALA: In this part of Africa, we ALL have a saying- whenver something bad happens, we just throw our hands up to the sky and say HASA DIGA EEBOWAI!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Hasa Diga Eebowai?
MAFALA: It's the only way to get through all these troubled times. There's war, poverty, famine... but having a saying makes it all seem better!
There isn't enough food to eat! Hasa Diga Eebowai! People are starving in the street!
UGANDANS and MAFALA: Hasa Diga Eebowai! Hasa Diga Eebowai! Hasa Diga Eebowai!
ELDER PRICE: Well, that's pretty neat!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: DOes it mean no worries for the rest of our days? 0749この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:36:48.83ID:yGsFyufX0 MAFALA: Kind of!
We've had no rain in several days!
UGANDANS: Hasa DIga Eebowai!
MAFALA: And 80% of us have AIDS!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
MAFALA: Many young girls here get Circumcised, Their clits get cut right off.
ALL: Way oh!
WOMEN: And so we say up to the sky-
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai! 0750この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:37:11.19ID:yGsFyufX0 MAFALA: Now you try! Just stand up tall, tilt your head to the sky, and list off all the bad things in your life!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Somebody took our luggage away!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
ELDER PRICE: The plane was crowded, And the bus was late!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
MAFALA: When the world is getting you down, There's nobody else to blame!
UGANDANS: Way oh!
MAFALA: Raise your middle finger to the sky, And curse his rotten name!
ELDER PRICE: Wait, what?!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai! 0751この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:37:27.04ID:yGsFyufX0 ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Am I saying it right?
ELDER PRICE: Excuse me sir, but what EXACTLY does that phrase mean?
MAFALA: Well, let's see... "Eebowai" means "God". And "Hasa Diga" means... "Fuck You". So I guess in English it would be "Fuck you, God!"
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
ELDER PRICE: WHAT?!
MAFALA: When God fucks you in the butt-
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
MAFALA: Fuck him right back in his cunt!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Hasa Diga Eebowai! Hasa Diga Eebowai! Fuck you, God! 0752この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:37:54.66ID:yGsFyufX0 ELDER PRICE: Excuse me, Sir, but you should really NOT be saying that. Things aren't always as bad as they seem!
MAFALA: Oh really? Well take this fucking asshole, Mutumbo. He got caught last week trying to RAPE a baby.
ELDER PRICE: What?! Why?!
MAFALA: Some people in his tribe believe having sex with a virgin will cure their AIDS. There aren't many virgins left, so some of them are turning to babies.
ELDER PRICE: But... that's horrible!
MAFALA: I know!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
MAFALA: Here's the butcher, he has AIDS. Here's the teacher, she has AIDS. Here's the doctor, he has AIDS. Here's my daughter, she has A.... Wonderful disposition. She's all I have left in the world. And if either of you lays a hand on her... I will give you my AIDS! 0753この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:38:13.96ID:yGsFyufX0 UGANDANS: If you don't like what we say, Try living here a couple days! Watch all your friends and family die! Hasa Diga Eebowai! (Fuck you!) Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, And cunt-a Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, And cunt-a Fuck you God in the ass, mouth And cunt-a Fuck you in the eye!
Hasa- Diga Eebowai! Hasa- Fuck you in the other eye!
Fuck you! Fuck you God! Fuck you! Fuck you God! Fuck you! Fuck you God!
Hasa Diga! Fuck you God! In the cunt! 0754この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:39:17.20ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ELDER PRICE: You all know the Bible Is made of Testaments old and new. You've been told it's just those two parts, Or only one, if you're a Jew. But what if I were to tell you There's a FRESH third part out there? That was found by a HIP new prophet Who had a little... Donny Osmond flair?
Have you heard of the All-American Prophet? The blonde-haired, Blue-eyed voice of God! He didn't come from the Middle East Like those other holy men! No, God's favorite prophet was... All-American!
I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times; 1823. An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rochester, New York!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?!
ELDER PRICE: That's right, that young man spoke to God!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He spoke to God?! 0755この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:39:41.36ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ELDER PRICE: And God said: "Joe, people really need to know That the Bible isn't two parts! There's a part THREE to The Bible, Joe! And I, God Have anointed you to dig up this Part three that is buried by the Tree on the hill in your backyard!"
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow, God says go to you backyard and start digging, that makes PERFECT SENSE!
ELDER PRICE: Joseph Smith went up to that hill, And dug where he was told. And deep in the ground, Joseph found Shining plates of gold!
JOSEPH SMITH: What are these golden plates? Who buried them here, and why?
ELDER PRICE: Then appeared an angel! His name was Moroni!
MORONI: I am Moroni.... 0756この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:39:58.07ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ELDER PRICE: The All-American Angel! My people lived here Long, long ago! This is the history of my race! Please read the words within! We were Jews who met with Christ, But we were... All-American!
But don't let anybody see these plates Except for you... They are only for you to see... Even if people ask you to show The plates to them, DON'T. Just copy them onto normal paper. Even thought this might make them Question if the plates are real, or not, This is sort of what God is going for....
Joseph took the plates home, And wrote down what he found inside! He turned those plates into a book, Then rushed into town and cried:
JOSEPH SMITH: Hey! God spoke to me and gave me This blessed ancient tome! He hath commanded me to publish it, And stick it in every home!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?! I'M interested! 0757この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:40:14.64ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ELDER PRICE: Now, many people didn't believe The prophet Joseph Smith. They thought he'd made up this part three That was buried by a tree on the hill in his backyard!
TOWNSPEOPLE: LIAR!
ELDER PRICE: But Joe said:
JOSEPH SMITH: This is no lie! I speak to God all the time, And he told me to head west! So I'll take my part three From the hill with the tree, Feel free if you'd like To come along with me, To the promised land!
TOWNSPEOPLE: The PROMISED LAND?
JOSEPH SMITH: Paradise! On the west coast! Nothing but fruit and fields As far as the eye can see! 0758この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:40:31.53ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ALL: Have you heard of the All-American prophet? He found a brand new book About Jesus Christ! We're following him to paradise; We call ourselves Mormons! And our new religion is... All-American!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! How much does it cost!?
ELDER PRICE: The Mormons kept on searching for That place to settle down, But every time they thought they'd found it, They got kicked out of town! And even though people wanted To see the golden plates, Joseph never showed em!
GOTSWANA: I have maggots in my scrotum.
ELDER PRICE: Um... okay.
Well, anyway...
Now comes the part of our story That gets a little bit sad... On the way to the promised land, Mormons made people mad. Joseph was shot by an angry mob, And knew he'd soon be done.... 0759この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:41:03.60ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ELDER PRICE: Um... okay.
Well, anyway...
Now comes the part of our story That gets a little bit sad... On the way to the promised land, Mormons made people mad. Joseph was shot by an angry mob, And knew he'd soon be done....
JOSEPH SMITH: You must lead the people now, My good friend... Brigham Young.
Oh, God... why are you letting me die? Without having me Show people the plates? They'll have no proof I was Telling the truth or not. They'll have to believe it just... Cause. Oh! I guess that's kinda what you Were going for.... Blargggh...
ELDER PRICE: The prophet Joseph Smith DIED for what he believed in. But his followers, they kept on heading west. And Brigham Young led them to paradise. A sparkling land in Utah called... Salt Lake City! And there the Mormons multiplied, and made BIG MORMON families. Generation to generation until finally... they made ME. And now it's my JOB, TO LEAD YOU WHERE THOSE EARLY SETTLERS WERE LED LONG AGO!!! 0760この名無しがすごい! (ワッチョイ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:41:14.35ID:MjHhE/wZ0 TOWNSPEOPLE and PRICE: Have you heard of the All-American prophet?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Kevin Price!!!
TOWNSPEOPLE and ELDER PRICE: The next in line To be the voice of God?!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: My best friend!!!
TOWNSPEOPLE, ELDER PRICE, and ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He's gonna do something Incredible! And be Joseph Smith again! Cause Kevin Price the prophet is... All... All... All... ALL-AMERICAN-!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: If you order now, we'll also throw in a set of steak knives!