@murafaP6639 8月16日 その他 そうですね！楽しませる側も楽しむ側も人間なので、おおらかにコンテンツと付き合っていきたいですねぇ 0738この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:29:17.41ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDER PRICE: Hello! My name is Elder Price And I would like to share with you The most amazing book.
ELDER GRANT: Hello! My name is Elder Grant. It's a book about America A long, long time ago.
ELDER PRICE: It has So many awesome parts You simply won't believe How much this book can change your life.
ELDER GREEN: Hello! My name is Elder Green I would like to share with you This book of Jesus Christ.
ELDER YOUNG: Hello! My name is Elder Young
ELDER HARRIS: Hello!
ELDER YOUNG: Did you know that Jesus Lived here in the U.S.A.? 0739この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:29:33.22ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDER GRANT: You can Read all about it now!
ELDER WHITE: Hello!
ELDER YOUNG: In this nifty book, it's free! No, you don't have to pay!
ELDER YOUNG: Hello!
ELDER SMITH: Hello! My name is Elder Smith! And can I leave this book with you For you to just peruse?
ELDER BROWN: Hello!
ELDER GREEN: Hello!
ELDER HARRIS: Hello!
ELDER SMITH: I'll just leave it here. It has a lot of information you can really use! 0740この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:29:58.86ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDER PRICE: Hello!
ELDER HARRIS: Hi!
ELDER PRICE: My name is-
ELDER GREEN: Jesus Christ!
ELDER GRANT: You have a lovely home!
ELDER CROSS: Hello!
ELDER YOUNG: It's an amazing book!
ELDER SMITH: Bonjour!
ELDER WHITE: Hello!
ELDER HARRIS: Ni hao!
ELDER WHITE: Me llamo Elder White!
ELDER GRANT: Are these your kids?
ELDER GREEN: This book gives you the secret To eternal life! 0741この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:30:09.44ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDER SMITH: Sound good?
ALL: Eternal life!
ELDER GREEN: With Jesus Christ!
ALL: Is super fun!
ELDER BROWN: Hello!
ELDER HARRIS: Ding dong!
ALL: And if you let us in, We'll show you how it can be done!
ELDER GRANT: No thanks? 0742この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:30:30.78ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDER GREEN: You sure?
ELDER GRANT: Oh, well.
ELDER GREEN: That's fine.
ELDER GRANT: Goodbye!
ELDER GREEN: Have fun in hell.
ELDER GRANT and ELDER CROSS: Hey now!
ALL: You simply won't believe how much This book will change your life, This book will change your life, This book will change your life! This book will change your life, This book will change your life!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: HELLO! Would you like to change religions?! I have a free book written by Jesus!
VOICE: NO, NO, ELDER CUNNINGHAM! That's NOT how we do it! You're making things up again! JUST STICK TO THE APPROVED DIALOGUE. Elders, show him! 0743この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:30:43.71ID:8nxQZ44Z0 ELDERS: Hello!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Hello...
ELDERS: My name is:
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Elder Cunningham?
ELDERS: And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ!
ELDER PRICE: Hello!
ELDER GRANT: Hello!
ELDER GREEN and ELDER YOUNG: Ding dong!
ELDER WHITE and ELDER BROWN: Heigh ho!
ELDER SMITH: Just take this book!
ELDER HARRIS: It's free!
ELDER BROWN: For you!
ELDER HARRIS: For me!
ELDERS: You see? You simply won\'t believe How much this book will change Your life! 0744この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 13da-QMAU)2019/08/18(日) 23:30:57.98ID:8nxQZ44Z0 (Hello!)
This book will change your life! This book will change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will change-
-So you won\'t burn in-
ELDER WHITE: Hell...O!
ELDERS: You\'re gonna die someday! But if you read this book you\'ll see That there\'s another way. Spend eternity With friends and family. We can fully guarantee you that This book will change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will change your life!
The book of Mormon!
(Mormon!)
Hello!!! 0745この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:35:19.60ID:yGsFyufX0 My mama once told me of a place With waterfalls and unicorns flying Where there was no suffering, no pain Where there was laughter instead of dying I always thought she’d made it up To comfort me in times of pain But now I know that place is real Now I know its name
Sal Tlay Ka Siti Not just a story mama told But a village in Ooh-Tah Where the roofs are thatched with gold If I could let myself believe I know just where I’d be Right on the next bus to paradise Sal Tlay Ka Siti 0746この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:35:40.52ID:yGsFyufX0 I can imagine what it must be like This perfect, happy place I’ll bet the goat-meat there is plentiful And they have vitamin injections by the case The war-lords there are friendly They help you cross the street And there’s a Red Cross on every corner With all the flour you can eat!
Sal Tlay Ka Siti The most perfect place on Earth Where flies don’t bite your eyeballs And human life has worth It isn’t a place of fairytales Its as real as it can be A land where evil doesn’t exist Sal Tlay Ka Siti 0747この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:36:00.04ID:yGsFyufX0 And I’ll bet the people are open minded And don’t care who you’ve been And all I hope is that when I find it I’m able to fit in Will I fit in?
Sal Tlay Ka Siti A land of hope and joy And if I want to get there I just have to follow that white boy
You were right, mama You didn’t lie The place is real And I’m gonna fly!
I’m on way Soon life won’t be so shitty Now salvation has a name Sal Tlay Ka Siti 0748この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:36:32.81ID:yGsFyufX0 MAFALA: In this part of Africa, we ALL have a saying- whenver something bad happens, we just throw our hands up to the sky and say HASA DIGA EEBOWAI!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Hasa Diga Eebowai?
MAFALA: It's the only way to get through all these troubled times. There's war, poverty, famine... but having a saying makes it all seem better!
There isn't enough food to eat! Hasa Diga Eebowai! People are starving in the street!
UGANDANS and MAFALA: Hasa Diga Eebowai! Hasa Diga Eebowai! Hasa Diga Eebowai!
ELDER PRICE: Well, that's pretty neat!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: DOes it mean no worries for the rest of our days? 0749この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:36:48.83ID:yGsFyufX0 MAFALA: Kind of!
We've had no rain in several days!
UGANDANS: Hasa DIga Eebowai!
MAFALA: And 80% of us have AIDS!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
MAFALA: Many young girls here get Circumcised, Their clits get cut right off.
ALL: Way oh!
WOMEN: And so we say up to the sky-
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai! 0750この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:37:11.19ID:yGsFyufX0 MAFALA: Now you try! Just stand up tall, tilt your head to the sky, and list off all the bad things in your life!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Somebody took our luggage away!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
ELDER PRICE: The plane was crowded, And the bus was late!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
MAFALA: When the world is getting you down, There's nobody else to blame!
UGANDANS: Way oh!
MAFALA: Raise your middle finger to the sky, And curse his rotten name!
ELDER PRICE: Wait, what?!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai! 0751この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:37:27.04ID:yGsFyufX0 ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Am I saying it right?
ELDER PRICE: Excuse me sir, but what EXACTLY does that phrase mean?
MAFALA: Well, let's see... "Eebowai" means "God". And "Hasa Diga" means... "Fuck You". So I guess in English it would be "Fuck you, God!"
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
ELDER PRICE: WHAT?!
MAFALA: When God fucks you in the butt-
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
MAFALA: Fuck him right back in his cunt!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Hasa Diga Eebowai! Hasa Diga Eebowai! Fuck you, God! 0752この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:37:54.66ID:yGsFyufX0 ELDER PRICE: Excuse me, Sir, but you should really NOT be saying that. Things aren't always as bad as they seem!
MAFALA: Oh really? Well take this fucking asshole, Mutumbo. He got caught last week trying to RAPE a baby.
ELDER PRICE: What?! Why?!
MAFALA: Some people in his tribe believe having sex with a virgin will cure their AIDS. There aren't many virgins left, so some of them are turning to babies.
ELDER PRICE: But... that's horrible!
MAFALA: I know!
UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
MAFALA: Here's the butcher, he has AIDS. Here's the teacher, she has AIDS. Here's the doctor, he has AIDS. Here's my daughter, she has A.... Wonderful disposition. She's all I have left in the world. And if either of you lays a hand on her... I will give you my AIDS! 0753この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 937c-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:38:13.96ID:yGsFyufX0 UGANDANS: If you don't like what we say, Try living here a couple days! Watch all your friends and family die! Hasa Diga Eebowai! (Fuck you!) Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, And cunt-a Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, And cunt-a Fuck you God in the ass, mouth And cunt-a Fuck you in the eye!
Hasa- Diga Eebowai! Hasa- Fuck you in the other eye!
Fuck you! Fuck you God! Fuck you! Fuck you God! Fuck you! Fuck you God!
Hasa Diga! Fuck you God! In the cunt! 0754この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:39:17.20ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ELDER PRICE: You all know the Bible Is made of Testaments old and new. You've been told it's just those two parts, Or only one, if you're a Jew. But what if I were to tell you There's a FRESH third part out there? That was found by a HIP new prophet Who had a little... Donny Osmond flair?
Have you heard of the All-American Prophet? The blonde-haired, Blue-eyed voice of God! He didn't come from the Middle East Like those other holy men! No, God's favorite prophet was... All-American!
I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times; 1823. An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rochester, New York!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?!
ELDER PRICE: That's right, that young man spoke to God!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He spoke to God?! 0755この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:39:41.36ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ELDER PRICE: And God said: "Joe, people really need to know That the Bible isn't two parts! There's a part THREE to The Bible, Joe! And I, God Have anointed you to dig up this Part three that is buried by the Tree on the hill in your backyard!"
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow, God says go to you backyard and start digging, that makes PERFECT SENSE!
ELDER PRICE: Joseph Smith went up to that hill, And dug where he was told. And deep in the ground, Joseph found Shining plates of gold!
JOSEPH SMITH: What are these golden plates? Who buried them here, and why?
ELDER PRICE: Then appeared an angel! His name was Moroni!
MORONI: I am Moroni.... 0756この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:39:58.07ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ELDER PRICE: The All-American Angel! My people lived here Long, long ago! This is the history of my race! Please read the words within! We were Jews who met with Christ, But we were... All-American!
But don't let anybody see these plates Except for you... They are only for you to see... Even if people ask you to show The plates to them, DON'T. Just copy them onto normal paper. Even thought this might make them Question if the plates are real, or not, This is sort of what God is going for....
Joseph took the plates home, And wrote down what he found inside! He turned those plates into a book, Then rushed into town and cried:
JOSEPH SMITH: Hey! God spoke to me and gave me This blessed ancient tome! He hath commanded me to publish it, And stick it in every home!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?! I'M interested! 0757この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:40:14.64ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ELDER PRICE: Now, many people didn't believe The prophet Joseph Smith. They thought he'd made up this part three That was buried by a tree on the hill in his backyard!
TOWNSPEOPLE: LIAR!
ELDER PRICE: But Joe said:
JOSEPH SMITH: This is no lie! I speak to God all the time, And he told me to head west! So I'll take my part three From the hill with the tree, Feel free if you'd like To come along with me, To the promised land!
TOWNSPEOPLE: The PROMISED LAND?
JOSEPH SMITH: Paradise! On the west coast! Nothing but fruit and fields As far as the eye can see! 0758この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:40:31.53ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ALL: Have you heard of the All-American prophet? He found a brand new book About Jesus Christ! We're following him to paradise; We call ourselves Mormons! And our new religion is... All-American!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! How much does it cost!?
ELDER PRICE: The Mormons kept on searching for That place to settle down, But every time they thought they'd found it, They got kicked out of town! And even though people wanted To see the golden plates, Joseph never showed em!
GOTSWANA: I have maggots in my scrotum.
ELDER PRICE: Um... okay.
Well, anyway...
Now comes the part of our story That gets a little bit sad... On the way to the promised land, Mormons made people mad. Joseph was shot by an angry mob, And knew he'd soon be done.... 0759この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:41:03.60ID:MjHhE/wZ0 ELDER PRICE: Um... okay.
Well, anyway...
Now comes the part of our story That gets a little bit sad... On the way to the promised land, Mormons made people mad. Joseph was shot by an angry mob, And knew he'd soon be done....
JOSEPH SMITH: You must lead the people now, My good friend... Brigham Young.
Oh, God... why are you letting me die? Without having me Show people the plates? They'll have no proof I was Telling the truth or not. They'll have to believe it just... Cause. Oh! I guess that's kinda what you Were going for.... Blargggh...
ELDER PRICE: The prophet Joseph Smith DIED for what he believed in. But his followers, they kept on heading west. And Brigham Young led them to paradise. A sparkling land in Utah called... Salt Lake City! And there the Mormons multiplied, and made BIG MORMON families. Generation to generation until finally... they made ME. And now it's my JOB, TO LEAD YOU WHERE THOSE EARLY SETTLERS WERE LED LONG AGO!!! 0760この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 7179-VklH)2019/08/18(日) 23:41:14.35ID:MjHhE/wZ0 TOWNSPEOPLE and PRICE: Have you heard of the All-American prophet?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Kevin Price!!!
TOWNSPEOPLE and ELDER PRICE: The next in line To be the voice of God?!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: My best friend!!!
TOWNSPEOPLE, ELDER PRICE, and ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He's gonna do something Incredible! And be Joseph Smith again! Cause Kevin Price the prophet is... All... All... All... ALL-AMERICAN-!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: If you order now, we'll also throw in a set of steak knives!
「チョンと付き合いをやめる」というか、「チョン出ていけ」だねｗｗｗ 0783この名無しがすごい！ (ｱｳｱｳｵｰ Sa63-qux6)2019/08/20(火) 19:38:15.94ID:YY/Ml5dha 今年中に新刊が出るに1000ペリカ 0784この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ b15f-tTvW)2019/08/20(火) 22:51:18.46ID:gd3vTO890>>769 前巻も面白かったけどぶっちゃけそっちを早く読みたかったから次巻は捻らず嫁取りメインでやって欲しい まあ前巻の引きでさすがに他の話しをぶち込むって事もないだろうけど 0785この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 992d-vqjO)2019/08/21(水) 00:14:50.70ID:6gWn3Uih0 新刊でてくれるかなあ・・・ 0786この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ fbda-dCD9)2019/08/21(水) 03:15:52.91ID:D7EXWdVo0>>784 うp皿に来てみたら 父王が教会派に乗り換えようとしてた とか フレアの自称旦那がまちうけてて 「おおマイワイフよ戻ったか！」 とか みんな死んでる…… とか 嫁取りどころじゃないって可能性も0ではないかもしれない 0787この名無しがすごい！ (ｱｳｱｳｶｰ Sa15-9ed0)2019/08/21(水) 14:50:10.95ID:yiFwtpZla ほぼ消息不明な状態で縁談進めるのは流石に無いと思うけど予想外の事態は覚悟しとくべきよね 0788ｱｳｱｳｶｰがレスするたびに沸きます (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 0bda-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:26:40.78ID:j8lfl6iI0 ELDER PRICE Ever since I was a child I tried to be the best... So what happened? My family and friends all said I was blessed... so what happened?
It was supposed to be all so exciting. To be teaching of Christ across the sea. But I allowed my faith to be shaken- Oh, what's the matter with me?
I've always longed to help the needy. To do the things I never dared. This was the time for me to step up. So then why was I so scared?
A warlord that shoots people in the face. What's so scary about that? I must trust that my Lord is mightier, And always has my back. Now I must completely devout I can't have even one shred of doubt!
I believe- That the Lord God created the universe. I believe- That he sent his only son to die for my sins. And I believe- That ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America. I am a Mormon. And a Mormon just believes. 0789この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 0bda-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:27:03.32ID:j8lfl6iI0 You cannot just believe part-way. You have to believe in it all. My problem was doubting the Lord's will. Instead of standing tall. I can't allow myself to have any doubt.
It's time to set my worries free. Time to show the world What Elder Price is about. And share the power inside of me!
I believe- That God has a plan for all of us. I believe- That plan involves Me getting my own planet. And I believe That the current President of the church, Thomas Monson, speaks, directly to God. I am a Mormon and, dang it, A Mormon just believes.
CHORUS A Mormon just believes.
ELDER PRICE I know that I must go and do- The things my God commands.
CHORUS Things my God commands. 0790この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 0bda-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:27:37.56ID:j8lfl6iI0 ELDER PRICE I realize now why he sent me here! If you ask the Lord in faith He will always answer you just believe In him and have no fear.
GUARD (spoken) General! We have an intruder! He just walked right into camp!
ELDER PRICE I believe!!! That Satan has a hold of you. I believe! That the Lord God has sent me here! And I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people!!
CHORUS Black People!!
ELDER PRICE You can be a Mormon! A Mormon who just believes.
GENERAL (spoken) The fuck is this?
ELDER PRICE And now I can feel the excitement. This is the moment I was born to do. And I feel so incredible- to be sharing my faith with you. The scriptures say that if you ask in faith, If you ask God himself you'll know. But you must ask him without any doubt, And let your spirit grow!
CHORUS Let your spirit grow! 0791この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 0bda-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:27:48.77ID:j8lfl6iI0 ELDER PRICE I believe! That God lives on a planet called Kolob! I believe! That Jesus has his own planet as well. And I believe That the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri.
If you believe, The Lord will reveal it. And you'll know it's all true- You'll just feel it.
You'll be a Mormon!!! And by gosh- A Mormon just belieeeeeeeeves!!!! Oh, I believe! I believe!
CHORUS Believe! 0792この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 291a-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:28:59.36ID:W2llEPW/0 ELDER MCKINLEY: I got a feeling, That you could be feeling, A whole lot better then you feel today You say you got a problem, well thats no problem, It's super easy not to feel that way!
When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head, Don't feel those feelings! Hold them in instead
Turn it off, like a light switch just go click! It's a cool little Mormon trick! We do it all the time When your feeling certain feels that just don't feel right Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light and turn em off, Like a light switch just go bap! Really whats so hard about that? Turn it off! (Turn it off!) 0793この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 291a-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:29:09.66ID:W2llEPW/0 When I was young my dad, Would treat my mom real bad, every time the Utah Jazz would loose. He'd start a' drinking, and I'd start a thinking, How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?
I'd see her all scared and my soul was dying, My dad would say to me, Now don't you dare start crying.
Turn it off, (Like a light switch just go click!) (It\'s our nifty little Mormon trick!) Turn it off! (Turn. It. Off!)
My Sister was a dancer, but she got cancer, My doctor said she still had two months more I thought she had time, so I got in line for the new I-phone at the apple store.
She lay there dying with my father and mother Her very last words were "where is my brother?"
(Turn it off!) Yeah! (Bid those sad feelings a adieu!) The fear I might get cancer too, 0794この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 291a-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:29:39.07ID:W2llEPW/0 When I was in fifth grade, I had a friend Steve Blade, He and I were close as two friend could be One thing led to another, and soon I would discover, I was having really strange feelings for Steve
I thought about us, on a deserted Island We'd swim naked in the sea, and then he'd try and...
WOAH! Turn if off, like a light switch, there its gone! (Good for you!) My hetero side just won! I'm all better now, Boys should be with girls thats heavenly fathers plan So if you ever feel you rather be with a man, Turn it off.
ELDER PRICE: Well Elder McKinley, I think its ok that your having gay thoughts, just so long as you never act on them.
ELDER MCKINLEY: No, because then your just keeping it down, Like a dimmer switch on low, (On low!) Thinking nobody needs to know! (Uh oh!)
ELDER PRICE: But that's not true!
ELDER MCKINLEY: Being gay is bad, but lying is worse, So just realize you have a curable curse, And turn it off! (Turn it off, turn it off!) 0795この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 291a-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:30:01.16ID:W2llEPW/0 (Dance)
Turn it off!
Now how do you feel!
ELDER PRICE: The same
ELDER MCKINLEY: Then you only got yourself to blame, You didn't pretend hard enough, Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes, and find the box thats gay and CRUSH IT! Ok?
ELDER PRICE: No, no, -I'm- not having gay thoughts
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Alright! It worked!
(Yay!)
(Turn it off!)
(Turn it off, Turn it off!)
(Turn it off, turn it off like a light switch just go click click! What a cool little Mormon Trick! Trick trick! We do it all the time!)
ELDER MCKINLEY: When your feeling certain feelings that just dont seem right! Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light! Turn it off! (Like a light switch, shut it off!) (Now he isn't gay anymore!)
ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off! 0796この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d901-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:30:29.98ID:grXJgOVB0 And now we wish to honor you with the story of Joseph Smith, the American Moses! Well this is very good, Praise Christ. Mormon! I’m going to take you back in time! (Mormon) To the United States year 1823. (Mormon) A small and odd village called Oopstate New York. (Oopstate) There was Disease, and famine (so sick) But also in the village lived a simple farmer who would change everything His name was Joseph Smith.
Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
Joseph Smith, American Moses! Praise be to Joseph! American prophet man.
AY! My name is Joseph Smith, and I’m going to fuck this baby!
What?!
No no Joseph! Don’t fuck the baby! Joseph Smith, don’t fuck the baby. 0797この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d901-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:30:50.53ID:grXJgOVB0 Suddenly the clouds parted, And Joseph Smith was visited by GOD!
Joseph Smith, do not fuck a baby. I’ll get rid of your AIDS, if you fuck this frog.
Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
Joseph Smith fucked the frog god gave him, And his AIDS went away! Then a great wizard named Moronai came down from the starship enterprise
Joseph Smith! Your village is shit! You should lead the villagers to a new village. Take these fucking golden plates (awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay)
And on the plates were written the directions to a new land. Sal Tlay Ka Siti (Sal Tlay Ka Siti) Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates.
Liberation! Equality! No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people!
I got de golden plates! (gold plates) I gunna lead the people! (we head west) We gotta stick together! (Mormons) We gotta hel’ eachother! (we are Mormons) And so we climb the mountain! (we head west) And we cross the river (we head west) And we fight the oppression! (Mormons) By being nice to everyone (we are Mormons) 0798この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d901-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:31:05.89ID:grXJgOVB0 Not so fast Mormons! You shall not pass my mountain! (Down from the mountain look who comes! The American warlord, Brigham Young! YES! I am Brigham Young! I cut off my daughters clitoris. That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment!
(Brigham Young, his nose was a clitoris. What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the clitoris man?)
Not fight him, help him! (oooohhhhhhhh)
Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young's clit-face, And behold, Brigham was cured!
Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog! Brigham Young! Frog on his clit-face!
Brigham Young was so grateful, He decided to join the Mormons and their journey.
Compassion! Courtesy! Let’s be really fucking polite to everyone!
I got de golden plates! (gold plates) I gunna lead the people! (we head west) We gotta stick together! (Mormons) 0799この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d901-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:31:19.18ID:grXJgOVB0 Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. (ohh) After travelling for so long, The Mormons ran out of fresh water, And became sick, with dysentery!
(Water go to the water,water go to the cup. Cup go to the stomach, shit come out the butt. Shit go in the water, water go in the cup. Shit go down the stomach, shit come out the butt.)
Oh fuck!
Oh no! The prophet Joseph smith is now getting sick!
(Shit go in the water, water go in the cup. Cup go to the thirsty, shit go to the stomach. Blood come out the butt, blood go in the water. Water go in the cup, cup go to the tongue. Shit blood in the stomach, shit blood in the mouth. Shit blood on the insides, water come out the butt.)
Brigham Young, You must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the promise land!
Desperation! Mortality! Loss of faith! I…………… got the golden plates (gold plates) I gunna lead the people (we head west)… 0800この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d901-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:31:31.29ID:grXJgOVB0 Even though their prophet had died, The Mormons stuck together, And helped each other, And were really nice to everyone they came across. And one day, the Mormons finally found, Sal Tlay Ka Siti! (Sal Tlay Ka Siti) And then, the Mormons danced with Ewoks, And were greeted by Jesus!
Welcome Mormons! Now, let’s all have as many babies as we can, And make big, Mormon families!
Woohoo! Fuck your woman, fuck your man, It is all part of gods plan Mormons help god as they can, Here in Sal Tlay Ka Siti land!
Thank you! Thank you, Now we are fucking. Thank you! Thank you, God wants us fucking. Thank you! Thank you, Get back to fucking. Thank you! Thank you, GOD.
(Joseph Smith fuck frog. Brigham Young clit face. Shit come out the butt. Jesus says fuck, fuck, Mormons!) 0801この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 7bc4-7WNt)2019/08/21(水) 15:33:00.43ID:s7CxudI40 では、特別に金魚賞を教えてやる。 世代最強、ダノンプレミアムケ登場である。まあ、楽勝だろう。 9ヶ月ぶり、順調ではなかった等と、不安があるようなことを言ってる連中もいるようだが、全く問題ないね。 不安、不安と言ってるのは土方の方が自分の人生が不安なのを、ダノンプレミアムケが不安だと錯覚しているのだろう。 俺が見た感じ、このダノンプレミアムケ、唯一の敗戦日本ダービーも前が詰まってなければ突き抜けていた可能性が高い。 はっきり言って今回の稲垣メンバー相手に負けるような馬ではないね。 本馬は過去の父ドーピングパクト産駒とは一線を画す。全然遺伝していない。 遺伝したのは4頭の3代前種牡馬。父父父ヘイロー、父母父アルザオ、母母父レッドランサム、母母父デインヒルである。この4頭奇しくも高速芝2000m戦の各国の当時のレコードホルダーなのである。 ダノンプレミアムケの昨年の芝2000m弥生賞の強さはこの血統背景からきたのである。
仏教のテキストはいろんな人間が好き放題に自分の意見を仏陀の言葉として書いていて、テキスト間での差異と異同が甚だしい。 0824ｱｳｱｳｶｰがレスするたびに沸きます (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d50f-ywVN)2019/08/25(日) 18:48:22.70ID:jSDP5R9/0 ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What did Jesus do, When they sentanced him to die? Did he try to run away? Did he just break down and cry?
No, Jesus dug down deep, Knowing what he had to do- When faced with his own death, Jesus knew that he had to...
Man up. He had to man up. So he crawled up on that cross, And he stuck it out. And he manned up. Christ, he manned up. And taught us all what real manning Up is about!
And now it's up to me And it's time to man up! Jesus had his time ta, Now it's mine ta MAN UP!
I'm taking the reins, I'm crossing the bear! Just like Jesus, I'm growing a pair! I've gotta stand up, Can't just clam up, It's time ta- MAN UP! 0825この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d50f-ywVN)2019/08/25(日) 18:48:31.25ID:jSDP5R9/0 'Cuz there's a time in your life When you know you've got to MAN UP. Don't let it pass you by, There's just one time to MAN UP.
Watch me man up like Nobody else! I'm gonna man up all Over myself! I've got to get ready, It's time ta, Time ta!
What did Jesus do When they put nails in his hands? Did he scream like a girl? Or did he take it like a man? When someone had to die To save us from our sins, Jesus said "I'll do it!" And he took it on the chin! 0826この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d50f-ywVN)2019/08/25(日) 18:48:52.86ID:jSDP5R9/0 He manned up! He manned up, He took a bullet for me and you, That's man up. Real man up. And now it's my time ta... DO IT TOO!
Time to be a hero And slay the monster! Time to battle darkness, You're not my father! I'm gonna time ta, just watch me go! Time to stand up and steal the show! Time ta! Mine ta! Time ta! Time ta! TIME TA.
NABULUNGI: Sal Tlay Ka Siti, A place of hope and joy...
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: MAN UP!
NABULUNGI: And if we want to go there, We just have to follow that white boy!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Time ta! 0827この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d50f-ywVN)2019/08/25(日) 18:49:14.02ID:jSDP5R9/0 ELDER PRICE: Heavenly father, Why do you let bad things happen?
UGANDANS: Sal Tlay Ka Siti...
NABULUNGI: Did you get my text?
ELDER PRICE: More to the point, Why do you let bad things happen to me?
UGANDANS: Sal Tlay Ka Siti! We got your text!
ELDER PRICE: I'm sure you don't think I'm a flake...
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Man up!
ELDER PRICE: Because you clearly made a mistake!
ELDERS: Turn it off!
ELDER PRICE: I'm going where you need me most... ORLANDO!
ELDERS: ORLANDO! 0828この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d50f-ywVN)2019/08/25(日) 18:49:35.77ID:jSDP5R9/0 UGANDANS: We will listen to the fat white guy!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: My time to, time ta, Now it's my time to, Time ta!
UGANDANS: But Hasa Diga Eebowai!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No time to, not time ta, No, now it's time to time ta!
UGANDANS: Huuh!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm in the lead for the Very first time!
UGANDGANS: Time ta!
ELDER PRICE: I'm going where the Sun always shines!
UGANDANS: Shines ta! 0829この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d50f-ywVN)2019/08/25(日) 18:49:49.56ID:jSDP5R9/0 ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I've got to stand up, Get my flippin' can up, It's time ta, Time ta... MAN UP!
NABULUNGI: UGANDANS: ELDER PRICE: Sal Tlay Ka Siti! Hay ya ya! Orlando! Sal Tlay Ka Siti! Hay ya ya! Orlando! Sal Tlay Ka Siti! I'm coming... Sal Tlay Ka Siti! ELDERS: ORLANDO! Turn it off!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It's time ta-
GOTSWANA: I have maggots in my scrotum!
[Thanks to Kyla Kennedy for lyrics] [Thanks to Maddie Cook for corrections] 0830この名無しがすごい！ (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ d50f-ywVN)2019/08/25(日) 18:50:15.15ID:jSDP5R9/0 ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm about to do it for the first time. And I'm gonna do it with a girl! A special girl- Who makes my heart kind of flutter- Makes my eyes kind of blur- I can't believe I'm about To baptize her!
NABULUNGI: He will baptize me! He will hold me in his arms, And he will baptize me! Right in front of everyone And it will set me free- When he looks into my eyes. And he sees just how much I love being baptized...
