And now we wish to honor you with the story of Joseph Smith, the American Moses!
Well this is very good, Praise Christ.
Mormon!
I’m going to take you back in time! (Mormon)
To the United States year 1823. (Mormon)
A small and odd village called Oopstate New York. (Oopstate)
There was Disease, and famine (so sick)
But also in the village lived a simple farmer who would change everything
His name was Joseph Smith.

Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya

Joseph Smith, American Moses!
Praise be to Joseph! American prophet man.

AY! My name is Joseph Smith, and I’m going to fuck this baby!

What?!

No no Joseph! Don’t fuck the baby!
Joseph Smith, don’t fuck the baby.